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Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest Southwest Orgy And World Tour Starts … Well,...
And so it begins. Week One of our Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest Southwest World Tour starts this coming Wednesday, and mama has yet to get a fucking tuneup, gah. Remember, all parties are free unless’n...
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Why Yes, You May Buy Us Dinner In Iowa Tonight!
Hola dudes, sorry we haven’t rapped at you lately, or uploaded all our pictures of your beautiful faces in Chicago, and Madison, and Minneapolis, and whatnot. We will get on that right away sort of!...
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Tonight: Lawrence, Kansas Is Ground Zero For The Wonk Your Brains Out Orgy &...
Hey, Wonkansanites! The 2013 Wonk Your Brains Out Midwest-Southwest Orgy and World Tour is thundering into your fine state like… like… like two road-ragey ladies in a Prius, we think! And tonight is...
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Wonkette Leaves A Brother To Die In The Fields Of Lawrence, Kansas
We had made it through Scottsdale and Santa Fe, through Minneapolis and Madison, through Chicago and somewhere else probably, man, it’s all running together, you know? We still had Norman, and Dallas,...
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Kansas Decides Its Republicans Have Not Sucked Enough Yet, Need More Time To...
For a few crazy weeks this fall, the very foundation of what we know about Kansas was suddenly shaken. Was it possible that a politician running there with an R after his name might not be assured...
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Bigots Weep As Oklahoma Town Murders Christopher Columbus
If only they’d built a YOOGE classy wall to keep Columbus out Congrats to Anadarko, Oklahoma (population 6,762), the first municipality in that state to celebrate today as Indigenous Peoples’ Day...
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Look At Your Amazing Babies, America, Part Two: Electric Gun Control Boogaloo
Student protesting at Idaho Capitol building (photo by Anne Helen Petersen) It’s just all #Walkout, all day here at Yr Wonkette. We are so proud of all these terrific kids! Also, we’re not crying,...
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